What happens when affirmations collide with reality? Unspiration. Darkly funny meme-inspired parodies of motivational self-help messages, Elan Gale's @unspirational shows anyone going through dark times that there's always someone there to steal your car. Features include: - No single-use plastic - Recyclable chipboard easel backer for desk or tabletop display - Page size 4.6" x 4.6" - Printed on FSC certified paper with soy-based ink - Full-color tear-off pages - Back of pages are blank for notes or shopping lists - Day/Date reference on each page - Combined weekend pages - Official major world holidays and observances - Each page features a hilariously dark, cynical, and sarcastic anti-affirmation.