Mr. Gitting's oil (en Inglés)
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It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas Eve. And this is a terrible, terrible thing…trust me.You see, in his war against noise, the fight to eradicate all sound wherever it might find him, get on his very last nerve and cause it to explode, horribly, Mr. Gitting couldn’t be doing more badly if he tried - except it turns out that he could… For it appears, so far as life’s present nightmare is concerned, there’s room for a little expansion. I say a little…for what is life without a nemesis of any size? Well, it turns out, a whole lot less aggravation than before she arrived and began to change everything. A bit like the plague! You see, it’s thanks to the mysterious and very sudden appearance of the thoroughly dreadful Mrs. B. Threetrees and her hugely irritating, lemony-yellow company van, that Lower Gutterton (England, if not the world’s, most miserable town) has, bit by loathsome bit, one household at a time, become a whole lot cheerier…suspiciously so, you might say. Net result – noise! More RACKET, more ROW, and more RAUCOUSNESS than you can shake a stick at - and it isn’t even winter yet - that most ear-bashing, brain smashing, peace trashing season of them all!But, last man standing in a world he no longer recognises Mr. Gitting has, even if he doesn’t know it yet, just stumbled upon a weapon of such magnificence, it might just help him turn the tide of war and better yet - save him from a fate worse than, well – her. Or death. Christmas, certainly. I mean, truth be told, there really isn’t all that much between ‘em! Whatever the case, truth is, the countdown’s on, winter’s here and it’s just started snowing - it really is beginning to look a lot like Christmas Eve, the very worst, peace polluting-ous day of them all! And let’s make one thing perfectly clear, just in case there’s any confusion, love, and peace, despite what some may think - are not the same thing…In the battle for control of Christmas - there will be casualties! Crazy notions, odd potions, flying machines, and super-giant Christmas trees…Mr. Gitting’s Oil has it all, and a whole weird lot more besides! ‘Tis the season, to get weird! So come on - get stuck into something marvelously!Dare you...
